My favourite quotes

1. I understood my worth, I no longer respond to the IM, TEXTS, or phone calls after 8:00pm.
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2. If you didn’t think about me before the sun went down, you're just not that into me!
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3. To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.
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4. There are either two horses out there that are running around butt naked or two Chinese chicks running around bald just so that Mary and Sue can have the latest weave. Not to mention the truck loads of make-up.
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5. Neither of them ... real African women dont wear wigs, false eyelashes, false nails and false other things ... take that all off their faces and see what you wake up with in the morning ...
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6. Swaggar pass swagger…anybody could have his/her own standard depending on their taste and interpretation but the universal standards are composure, intelligence level, overall confidence and a sort o' aura you exude that makes people wanna identify with you and stuff. You dig?......certainly hope you aint got more questions cuz you starting to make me sound like a nerd!
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7. Afterall the distance between me and God is the same distance between my knees and the floor.
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8. You remind me of those retards whose IQ's are so low, they have to wear helmets to prevent the wind from causing more memory-loss to their mini brains. You're a sorry excuse for a plant, to say the least.
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9. I have learned misery does love company and just because your man aint worth two dead flies stuck together dont try to hate....
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10. Some do happen to be with dem coz of their inner humbleness. Some do manage to resist the temptation but not many. Even so, wat we shud remember is dat one doesn't become mad because of being near a mad person or a snake egg cannot bring a chicken even if it was hatched by a chicken, so if the person follows suite in wat his/her friends does, then she/he was just hiding it. 11. A man's brain is divided into 2 parts: the RIGHT and the LEFT. In the RIGHT nothing is left and in the LEFT nothing is right! Now do you understand why they struggle?! LOL!

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